britney2007spears:

"omg girls my crush is coming"

"what should we do"

"just act normal"

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assholedisney:

working on cover letters
slayboybunny:

girls are amazing
meganananana:

Are kangaroos like mad stoners or what

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via bastille)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via arctic-alyssa)

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

(via arctic-alyssa)

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

(via joshpeck)

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

(via arctic-alyssa)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via kingsleyyy)

pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

(Source: imnotjailbait, via tyleroakley)

cooba22:

This one wins

(Source: elementofcrime, via onlyusonlythis)